This is profoundly sad because it seems that many are so misguided by their own patriotism that they’ve forgotten what America’s ideals truly are – simply put, it’s not about the stars and stripes themselves, but about the liberties and freedoms that make our banner worth fighting for in the first place.
“But when he randomly reached out to me and said that he had a great idea for the 40th anniversary that he thought he could really sink his teeth into, well, how does a guy say no to a shark like Jaws?!”
Sometimes you'd be amazed at where you can find humor when you least expect it, and over the years humor columnist Scott Sevener has certainly seen his share of suburban nightmares and grocery store mishaps!
it seems that the Internet at large did indeed have many opinions about tossing toddlers into hot tubs, all of which could basically be distilled down to “Don’t … he’ll die!!!”
You’ve gawked at them on display at the back of Goofy’s Candy Co...
Although the first Thanksgiving was surprisingly without the family arguments it’s become known for today, this was mostly due to the fact that the orneriest of pilgrims died of scurvy on the ride over.
Having things that we could actually do together that didn’t involve screaming and dirty diapers gave us more encouraging reasons to spend time and play together, whether it was running around Toys ‘R Us petting all of the gigantic stuffed animals or trying to match shapes playing video games on his iPad.
MOM, talking through the baby monitor: “He just needs his musical hippo.”
DAD: “Who said that?!”
MOM: “Do you want me to come help?”
DAD: “No … I’ve got this?”
DAD: “I think the musical hippo is out of batteries…”
MOM: “So put new batteries in it…”